This review will change your perception toward Unifi and its derivatives. This article contains serious, sarcastic and vulgar adjectives that no reviews have ever attempted.
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On paper Unifi looks impressive. Fast internet connection. Indeed.
I decided to switch to Unifi after hardship living with P1 Wimax. Dear God, P1 Wimax should be grateful I'm never gonna review the service. Crap slow. P1 Wimax and Astro must come out from the same mother 'coz they do share the same gene; weather-affected allergic symptom (lol).
With Unifi, no need to worry. Although it is not as indestructible as 3310, but it does deliver good service so far. Mine is the VIP5 package. Speed is rad and Youtube streaming is stoked. I could not imagine how would it be at VIP20. Must be crazy fast, no sh#t. So far the best internet package I have ever subscribed. They must be installing 3310 technology somewhere to combat weather-affected allergic reaction. 3310 technology is timeless and never fail to amaze me.
In brief this what Unifi has given me;
1. Super fast streaming youtube. Even my son enjoys his "Sheep in the Island" and "Pocoyo" without any interruption. Good for short to long term diversion strategy.
2. His mom enjoys browsing "Masterchef Malaysia", "I love you Mr. Arrogant" and stuff like that. The list continues; BeautifulNara, Oh!Bulan, Tonton and loads more. Less obligation to entertain. Also a perfect medium term diversion strategy.
3. As for me, unlimited P2P and isohunt access for movies and songs especially Najwa Latif's "I Love You" downloads. Thanks Wikipedia for the newly-released movie summaries. Did I say I have a Note 8? Simply awesome. Lol.
4. Good for my blogging experience. Looks, here is awesomely done blog. Yes sir, you are reading it. Be afraid of the subconscious hypnotism frequency I have installed. To world domination!
5. Hyppo TV. Always do this status in rainy days; "I honestly hope my Astro fanboy getting clear view for Piala Malaysia :)". Take that Astro!
6. Free landline phone. Well, I seldom use to call hometown. It does come with the package and I would never complain.
7. Access to TM Wifi anywhere using my Unifi account. This is cool. You can authorize up to 3 devices using the same Unifi account.
8. Other free stuff like email and software.
Allright enough the cool parts.
Now the wth parts:
1. Dear Unifi, you are superbly good. But why requires to many password for different services? Why different password for myUnifi account, and another different one for Unifi services? LOLwut!
Do you expect a technologically challenged person like me to remember all the passwords i have created in my life? Do you think it is convenience to write numerous usernames and passwords in my will? Well how about my lawyer to read out loud all the unique passwords like gilerkentang88, jibbyluvros666, akukacakhensem101, sayasukawawa123 and many more? Seriously do you care on my posthumous image? I do not accept any any reasoning due to internet security. Please acquire 3310 technology, then get back to me after you get what real security means.
I salute Sauron for living his vision of " One ring to rule them all". He visioned this single password to control everything in order to achieve his childhood dream of world domination. Ahh, that's cute. He was definitely a good visionary leader till some random guy chopped his fingersand at some point he was not able to use keyboard to change his password forever. Poor that Sauron guy.
2. Paranoia and overprotective iShield plus.
Dude, give me a break. You seem an overprotective parents. An Internet Security Software should behave what an internet security software should behave. Why gone overboard? Look what have you done;
Are you serious? For God sake, I am just looking for accommodation. While I am receiving this insanity, this email appears;
The force is strong with this one. When I decided to screenshot this and save it as .jpeg file for my blog, this popup comes out;
This is what I call a hard sorcery. Overprotective iShield is overprotective. Parents who are over-loving often overprotect their children. When you go beyond love, it will become obsession. Love transcend into obsession. This explains everything. Go home iShield, you are OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). Do consult a psychiatrist.
Other than those, Unifi bring more awesomeness than other Internet providers.
In a conclusion, moral values are:
1. I do recommend Unifi for high speed internet.
2. Unifi is a good diversion strategy.
3. Unifi subscriber and Astro fanboy does make good friend, especially at time Unifi subcriber brags when it rains. LOL
4. Unifi has its own unique of porn definition. Thesaurus successor. Totally.
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